Ten
Little King of Fighters
written by Mooncalf
URL: http://mooncalf.rydia.net/
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Ten little Kings of Fighters, looking and feeling fine,
King kicked K' seven times, now there are only nine.
"Was that K, K-dash, or K-'postrophe?'
Laughed Kyo, and Shingo, and hulking Iori.
Nine little Kings of Fighters, all in an excited state,
Mai's boobs distracted Billy Kane, now there are only eight.
"Now that's the way, boy, THAT'S the way that I want to go!"
Exclaimed rowdy Beni to embarrassed li'l Shingo.
Eight little Kings of Fighters, with two in Fighter Heaven
Sweet little Chris burnt Beni's hair, now there are only seven.
"I hate the smell of burning flesh, 'specially when it's hairy,"
Complained the buxom Mai to an exasperated Terry.
Seven little Kings of Fighters, all punches and kicks,
Kyo set Mai's boobs on fire, now there are only six.
"Is that silicone I smell? That's it! That's just the thing!"
Smirked Iori to silent Terry and a laughing King.
Six little Kings of Fighters, just six left alive,
Iori tore King all to bits, now there are only five.
"Ouchie, that sure looked painful. That Iori, he fights low."
Muttered a pale Chris to Terry, and to li'l Shingo.
Five little Kings of Fighters, and five that are no more,
Terry squished Shingo like a bug, now there are only four.
"At least he won't complain now. That kid, he HAD to go."
Exclaimed the triumphant Terry to the angry brother Kyo.
Four little Kings of Fighters, nervous as can be,
Kyo flamed faster than Chris, now there are only three.
"Say anything else about Shingo, you'll regret it, wait and see,"
Growled still-flaming Kyo to Iori, and to Terry.
Three little Kings of Fighters, a pretty tiny crew,
Iori laughed at Terry's hat, now there are only two.
"That's everyone accounted for, except for you and me."
Flatly stated Kyo to the bleeding Iori.
Two little Kings of Fighters, the battle's nearly done,
Kyo struggled to his victory, now there is only one.
Kyo says, "Wow! Oh, wow! I can't believe I won!"
But we can, Kyo. Thanks a lot, boy, you were fun.
Ten little Kings of Fighters, and boy they all were strong
Except for maybe Shingo but he never did belong.
And they fought, and they fought, until only one was left,
One happy winning Kyo, and nine others, all bereft.
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COMMENTS: This was definitely fun, but I probably got a lot of details wrong;
I don't know as much about the KoF universe as I should. ^_^;