You know you played too much KOF when...
1) you start dreaming of combos and shout "Yosha" in your sleep - Gunmeister
2) you start wondering what do SNK and Neo Geo stand for - Gunmeister
3) someone said that you are a KOF freak and you just smiled while imagining the supreme satisfaction you'd feel when you thrash him... KOF style of course - Gunmeister
4) you have a miniature version of Chang's ball as a keychain. And you take great satisfaction in whirring it around - Citanul
5) you start imitating Chang in all his errrm... interesting mannerisms - Citanul
6) you fantasize about bleaching your hair white - Stardust
7) you stare at your hands, willing them to sprout orange/purple flames any moment - Stardust
8) you insist on buying bike gloves like those worn by Kyo and K' - Sycia
9) you try gobbling and swallowing a whole meat bun down and choke in the
process - Crescent Prince
10) you talk nothing but it in school all day - Crescent Prince
11) you walk around say to everyone: "If you can't win, buzz off!!" - k_hunter
12) you eat dry ice just so you can breathe smoke like Orochi Iori - ThESoLiTarY1
13) you've already reached that lull of boredom you get every year when you've got no games to look forward to
but the next installment in the King of Fighters series - ThESoLiTarY1
14) you have artistic talent, so you draw yourself and some friends as a KOF team (I actually wanted
to!!!O_o') - ThESoLiTarY1
15) you've wondered why SNK claims that all the fighters from past KOF's have returned to fight in
KOF '98, but you still don't see Orochi, Goenitz, or Eiji Kisaragi - ThESoLiTarY1
16) you only play SNK characters in SNK vs Capcom: Match of the Millenium - ThESoLiTarY1
17) you get in a fight at school and wonder why the teacher stopped you instead of cheering you on from
the side lines - ThESoLiTarY1
18) you get a nosebleed and think that you're changing into your Orochi form - ThESoLiTarY1
19) you have a distinctive outfit, available in four different colors - ThESoLiTarY1
20) you've changed your last name to Bogard, Shiranui, Kusanagi or Yagami - ThESoLiTarY1
21) you dress your little sibling's Barbie dolls in KOF characters' costumes. ("Hi, Mai! Wanna hop in my new
Corvette?" "Sure, Andy!") - ThESoLiTarY1
22) you and all your friends are dressing like your favorite KOF characters this Halloween - ThESoLiTarY1
23) you call your boss Geese - ThESoLiTarY1
24) you and your friends refer to each other by your respective KOF names - ThESoLiTarY1
25) you have a brother named Ryo, a younger sister named Yuri, and a dad named Takuma. Well not really, you
just call them that and it's scaring them! - ThESoLiTarY1
26) in a brawl, before you punch your opponent, you scream out "BURN KNUCKLE!!" - ThESoLiTarY1
27) you actually know what SNK stands for - ThESoLiTarY1
28) your older brother and his friend remind you of Chang and Choi - ThESoLiTarY1
29) you know that any one KOF character could beat all 40+ Street Fighters with one hand tied behind his/her
back - ThESoLiTarY1
30) you spend millions of dollars a month on hair gel, trying to get your hair to stand up like Benimaru's - ThESoLiTarY1
31) contemplating a new hairstyle for yourself you look through a King of Fighters manual - ThESoLiTarY1
32) you shake your semi-long fringe over your eyes and tries to pout sexily at the mirror - Gunmeister
33) you bleach your hair light blue and throw ice/ice cubes at people you don't like - Ashley
34) you start acting and dressing like Mai and also you start calling your boyfriend "Andy" whether he like it or not - Ashley
35) you dye your hair blue and wear nothing but military uniforms - Ashley
36) you think that your sunglasses are your most deadliest weapon and that you need at least at least one power stock to use 'em.... - Shin K Dash
37) you walk around in a group of four, saying that your team will be in the next kof... - K' Hunter
38) you get ready to change your school uniform to normal clothes with just a "turning around yourself" - Athena
39) you begin to think that grabbing people and saying "Go To Hell" will help you get back lost power - Psycho Kae
40) you insist that you are one of the KOF character's disciple. (eg. If
Kyo has Shingo, Terry has me!!!) - Sycia
41) you make a website dedicated to KOF or any of the characters - Sycia
42) you make a list like this - Sycia (Gunmeister: Oops! ^^')
43) you make an altar dedicated to KOF ... - Sycia
44) ...or any of the characters - Sycia
45) you convert your room into an oracle for KOF or any of the characters - Sycia
46) you officially announce that your home is a place for people to worship
KOF/SNK/NeoGeo/any of the KOF characters - Sycia
47) you become the priest/ priestess of the first ever famous KOF/ KOF
character cult gang with exceptional furor for the arcades with plenty of
the latest KOF machines - Sycia
48) you suffer from most of the stated signs - Sycia
49) you try to perform a Hurricane Uppercut in your kickboxing
match - ThESoLiTarY1
50) you are asked to tell a scary story for Halloween so you tell the story of "The Orochi." - ThESoLiTarY1
51) you eagerly await your invitation to the King of Fighters Tournament - ThESoLiTarY1
52) you think Capcom vs. SNK would be a great game if it didn't have those stupid Capcom characters in
it - ThESoLiTarY1
53) you open a pub and call it the Illusion Bar in hopes of attracting your favorite KOF
characters - ThESoLiTarY1
54) you pull off your earring, throw it at somebody, and expect to see an
explosion - ThESoLiTarY1
55) you get in a fight at school and wonder why the teacher stopped you instead of cheering you on from
the side lines - ThESoLiTarY1
56) you laugh, you laugh like Iori - ThESoLiTarY1
57) you wish you could go to the same school as Kyo, Benimaru, Athena, Kensou and
Shingo - ThESoLiTarY1
58) you have an Orochi version of yourself - ThESoLiTarY1
59) you actually own a bar named Pao Pao Cafe -
Ashley
60) you wear claws like Choi and slashes everyone and anyone you don't like or just
for the fun of it - Ashley
61) you carried around a whip, a Desert Eagle and two
blades - Citanul
62) you just couldn't believe it when you try to swing to and fro midair with a rope... and fail
miserably - Gunmeister
63) people pissed you off, you bend backwards and let out an ear-splitting howl while clenching your
hands - Citanul
64) you win someone in a fight, you put your hand to your forehead and start muahahahhaing
- Citanul
65) you wear shades and a cap and say "Hey, come on!" to pick a fight - Citanul
66) you tried in vain to hide two, three fans down your bosom... hell, even with just one, you'll be satisfied!
- Gunmeister
67) you always scouting for shoes like Mary, a cap like terry, a kimono like Mai's and even a boxer like Joe's - Whip Bogard
68) during your graduation ceremony, you toss your hat into the air and exclaim "Okay!" - ThESoLiTarY1
69) you can fight and win using any team - ThESoLiTarY1
70) you mumble winning quotes in your sleep - "Ifzzzzyoucantzzzwinbuzzzzzzoffzzz..." - ThESoLiTarY1
71) you count your combo's when performing daily activities. "Wow! I just got a 23 hit combo doing the dishes!" - ThESoLiTarY1
72) you wish you could be a background character in KOF - ThESoLiTarY1
73) since you look like Kyo and your brother thinks he's Iori he constantly tries to kill you while yelling "Asobi wa owari da! Nake, sakebe, soshite...." - ThESoLiTarY1
74) you get kicked out of a Capcom chat room - ThESoLiTarY1
75) you practise Yagami style fighting and put spikes on your hands whilst
performing Maiden Masher - Princess Yagami
76) you give everyone in your class names of KOF chars (hey, we tried that!) - Crescent Prince
78) you feel cold when a girl with long blue hair walks pass you - Crescent Prince
79) you tried practicing Iori's moves at home and land on your butt instead when doing the deadly flower move... - Crescent Prince
80) ... but despite that, you keep trying - Gunmeister
81) you try to do 100% combos every time... (just look at KOF 2000, geez there's plenty) - Anonymous
82) you dream that you are married to any KOF char - CTJ38
83) you try to hit the ground to perform a power geyser but hurt your hand... - Crescent Prince
84) you hold your kitchen knife and shouted, " I have the Kusanagi
sword!!!!" - Crescent Prince
85) your school teacher looks like Orochi in your eyes - Crescent Prince
86) you have a notebook of phrases and moves of your favourite fighter - Crescent Prince
87) you did a power dunk during basketball - Crescent Prince
88) you learned Tae Kwon Do just to be like Kim - Crescent Prince
89) you have a sudden affection for sake( wine) - Crescent Prince
90) you start throwing sunglasses at your enemies in hope of injuring them - Crescent Prince
91) you changed your name to Kusanagi or Yagami - Crescent Prince
92) you want to learn Aikido just so you can be more like Geese Howard - Neo Rasa
93) all the token in your area are sold out coz and you bought all of 'em to
play KOF. And oh SNK stands for Shin Nihon Kikou so I'm a fanatic! - Synapse
94) you only allow your boyfriend to have the outfit of Terry's
and buy only clothes that looks like Mary's outfit - Terry Gal
95) you are able to imitate all the KOF char's voice and memorise their
lines - Terry Gal
96) you dyed your hair blue and before your teacher can catch you, you
throw an earring at her, hoping to see an explosion to give you time to
escape - Terry Gal
97) the teacher asked you who ruled Germany during WW II, you replied "The
Orochi" - Crescent Prince
98) you thought Kula had arrived when you see snow falling from the sky in
winter - Crescent Prince
99) you joined a competition to get money to set up a sumo club in school - Crescent Prince
100) you play KOF everyday in hope that Iori Yagami will one day pop out of the screen - Princess Yagami
101) you stick around the Net most of the day, going to KOF websites
thinking, UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!... - Synapse
102) you strongly insist on wearing an orange coloured gi of Ryo's when
going to Karate classes - Synapse
103) you actually wore fire/heat proof gloves, cover them in gasoline and
then ignite a fire or light 'em up thinking that you can become like K'
or Kyo - Synapse
104) you think the best excuse for being late to school was because you had to fight someone who looked like Kyo/Iori - MoonLily
105) when you go to a place that feels kinda cold (like an empty cinema) - MoonLily
106) you begin to suspect that Kula Diamond is among one of you... - MoonLily
107) you actually held a KOF tournament... with all your friends dressing up as their favourite character to fight... - MoonLily
108) you stop a gang fight only to have them continue after all of them dresses like a KOF characters... - MoonLily
109) you remain in the same class years after years just like Kyo... (how many year was Kyo? 18 ???) - MoonLily
110) you started to cut all your mini-skirts to make them similar to
Shermie's - Barb
111) you begin to think that you are your fav KOF character... K Hunter
112) you see a flash of lightning,you expect to see Benimaru over there - Barb
113) you and your pal both roar with admiration and glee at a spectacular
SDM... even tho' they're usually kicking your arse with it... Scruffy Deluxe
114) you have more than one hard disk drives or one with really big hard drive space and it is all filled with KOF stuff - Kula Diamond
115) you start shaking your boobies when you get an A for a subject at school - Kaori Flames
116) you actually had a KOF costume made just for you! - Emilio
117) you start shouting out the character's moves every time you or anybody else executes it in the arcade (E.G. Shingo Kick) - Kula Diamond
118) every time you see someone who resembles a KOF character (E.G. Iori), you shout out "IORI-SAMA! YOU'RE HERE!!" - Kula Diamond
119) you start sucking 'Candy' non-stop - Kaori Flames
120) you insist on killing yourself , with the motivation that you can't withstand The Riot of Blood - Omega Cosmo
121) you think you are a disciple of any characters - Crescent Prince
122) you insist that you are in Riot of Blood when you are mad with anger.
you keep long nails to "scratch" your friends - Crescent Prince
123) you performed an iron trigger move with a lighter and gas in your hand - Crescent Prince (Hey! My friend did that!)
124) you teacher's surname is Yagami, and you give him more respect than the teacher who is Kusanagi - Crescent Prince
125) you hope a KOF animation motion movie is on VCD, DVD or on big screen - Crescent Prince
126) You give name of a KOF character's to your baby - Barb (dedicated to Cosmo) ^_^
127) you start to act, look and dress like your favourite character, and insist your boyfriend/girlfriend/friends, etc to do the same too - Kula Diamond
128) you started screaming every night, " My dearest KOF, you have
come!! " - Keiyo
129) you gave more respect to those who look like KOF (even if they are
poor or low-class) than those who are filthy rich!! - Keiyo
130) you started to behave in anyway similiar to Iori. - Keiyo
131) you kick anyone's butt if they critisize KOF. - Keiyo
132) you start to tell everyone you are the KOF's management board and
you flirt with everyone in it. - Keiyo
133) you run out of the house when you see a lightning bolt,
expecting
Benimaru to be there. - Beni
134) you actually know the names of ALL the special moves and DMs. - Elazul Yagami
135) you can actually perform KOF fighting moves in reality. - Elazul Yagami
136) you can't believe there's a real world outside KOF ... - Elazul Yagami
137) you think Dolly the cloned sheep is actually a K' clone. - Elazul Yagami
138) you start chasing every white haired old guy down the street
screaming "I'll destroy you Orochi!!!" *law suits galore* - Elazul Yagami
139) your girlfriend/boyfriend tells you to start calling him/her a KOF character name in bed ! - Elazul Yagami
140) when ever you go to play KOF, you hug and kiss the machine (hey, I did this, and you can too!). - K Hunter
141) you have memorized everyone's taunts, move, etc. - Daimon
142) you've read all of the above - K Dash
143) you start to thinking of how to perform Tornado Kick - KingKOF
144) You get a tatoo of the Orochi symbol on your chest, or the symbol of
the Omega on your back - RedPriest17
145) U Started To Imagine That Your Boyfriend Is Kensou - Athena Siew
146) you get in a fight and let them hit you so you can do Galactica
Phantom - Yamazaki
147) You put one hand in your pocket and, have the other hand swinging back and forth saying, "Ikuzo...ikuzo...ikuzo...shiaa"
- Yamazaki
148) You walk around hunched over screaming,
"KKKKKKYYYYYYYOOOOOOOO.OOO........." Yamazaki
149) you start scratching over your breast like Yamazaki and look more and more like a
Vietnamese veteran that got tortured. Yamazaki
150) If you can win in a tournament using random - Seth
151) When you can use Hinako and beat the crap out of any character. James Alexander
152) "That's cute... real cute." Yamazaki
153) You and your friends pick up the fight between rival characters, and
play KOF to fight their fight FOR them...
(Two of my friends actually DO this.. X P ) Weaver of the Night
154) You try to find out ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING about one of the characters... Weaver of the Night
155) You develop a crush on one of the characters, and swear vengance on
anyone who like them... Weaver of the Night
156) You develop a crush on one of the characters, and try to get SNK to
kill off their character Girl/boyfriend... Weaver of the Night
157) When you are about to kill a roach or a cricket you shout: "Sono mama shine!"
Han Daimond
158) ...you let your hair grow somewhat long in front and dye it blood red.
(I've done this...) - Nothing XS
159) ...when someone pisses you off, you jump at them imitating a Minute
Spike and screaming "SHEEEEAAAAAAA!" (This too...) - Nothing XS
160) ...when you can execute every move in the DM Maiden Masher perfectly except the explosion. (I can...)
- Nothing XS
161) ...when you walk around with a notebook in your pocket, much like
Shingo. (I do!) - Nothing XS
162) ...when you think about practicing Jeet Kune Do, just because it's K's
fighting style (I practice it but not bc of that ;\) - Nothing XS
163) ...when you yell while delivering a VERY heavy punch: "Kore ga, <your name goes here> no KEN DA!"
- Nothing XS
164) ...when you write "A beast of prey" on the back of your shirt or
jacket. - Nothing XS
165) ...when you wear a red cybernetic-looking glove on your right hand for no apparent reason. - Nothing XS
166) ....at every time I always said "Korega ore no Kusanagi no Shin Kenda" - Lu Bu
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